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"Million-Dollar Banana" Towel – Wrap Yourself in Luxury (Sort Of) ??
"Million-Dollar Banana" Towel – Wrap Yourself in Luxury (Sort Of) ??
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"Million-Dollar Banana" Towel – Wrap Yourself in Luxury (Sort Of) ??
Turn your bathroom into an art gallery with the most overvalued fruit in history! This super-soft, ultra-absorbent towel features the iconic duct-taped banana design, making it the perfect blend of luxury, satire, and crypto humor. Whether you're drying off after a swim or flexing on guests, this towel is sure to turn heads.
Features:
✔ Plush & Absorbent – Made from a cotton-poly blend for ultimate softness and quick drying.
✔ Oversized Comfort – 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm) for full-body coverage.
✔ Vivid Full-Color Print – The banana & duct tape design printed on one side.
✔ Soft Terry Fabric Backing – Enhances water absorption for a cozy feel.
✔ Meme-Worthy Flex – Perfect for crypto traders, art lovers, and people with an expensive sense of humor.
? Material:
US: 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester (10.6 oz/yd²)
EU: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (11.8 oz/yd²)
? Art or utility? Why not both?– Grab yours now!
Turn your bathroom into an art gallery with the most overvalued fruit in history! This super-soft, ultra-absorbent towel features the iconic duct-taped banana design, making it the perfect blend of luxury, satire, and crypto humor. Whether you're drying off after a swim or flexing on guests, this towel is sure to turn heads.
Features:
✔ Plush & Absorbent – Made from a cotton-poly blend for ultimate softness and quick drying.
✔ Oversized Comfort – 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm) for full-body coverage.
✔ Vivid Full-Color Print – The banana & duct tape design printed on one side.
✔ Soft Terry Fabric Backing – Enhances water absorption for a cozy feel.
✔ Meme-Worthy Flex – Perfect for crypto traders, art lovers, and people with an expensive sense of humor.
? Material:
US: 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester (10.6 oz/yd²)
EU: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (11.8 oz/yd²)
? Art or utility? Why not both?– Grab yours now!
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