💰 The internet’s most expensive fruit is now wearable! This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is a bold nod to one of the most infamous (and overpriced) art pieces ever. Perfect for crypto traders, meme lovers, and anyone with a taste for satirical fashion.
Features:
✔ Premium Cotton Comfort – Made from 100% US-grown cotton for durability and softness.
✔ Classic Fit & Crew Neck – A relaxed, timeless look for any occasion.
✔ High-Quality Print – The "banana & duct tape" design with a cheeky "$1,000,000 and it's yours" text.
✔ Sustainable & Ethically Made – Certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol & Oeko-Tex®.
✔ No Side Seams – Smooth feel with zero itchy interruptions.
🔗 Material: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² | 180 g/m²)
📏 Sizing: Unisex fit for all-day comfort
🔥 Perfect for crypto traders, art fans, and anyone who loves a good flex!
💯 Limited Edition – Grab yours before it becomes even more expensive! 🚀🍌
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
